The Joy of Tech has made some humorous New Year's Resolutions for today's top tech companies.
Apple:
"I resolve to savor every moment of watching Facebook and Google try to strangle each other. And also to keep our iPhone 5 prototype out of the greasy hands of slime-buckets."
AT&T:
"We're resolved to beg and grovel, even more, at the feet of Steve Jobs, in order to keep our iPhone exclusivity! Please Steve, no iPhone on Verizon! Please!"
Google:
"I resolve to continue to follow my Three Laws of Android Robotics...
#1. Copy Apple.
#2. Do not grievously harm Apple, in order to preserve our idea generator
#3. Goto #1"
*thanks iclarified*
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